People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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