are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
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It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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