just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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