shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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