hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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