Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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