K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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