when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
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I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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