? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
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Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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