do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
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I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
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the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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