Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
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There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
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I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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