The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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