a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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