I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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