dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Terrible idea I love it
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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