how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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