There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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