used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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