Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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