and next time when you feel me up, do it right
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
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I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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