Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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