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• (740): View more from Ohio

  the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?

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  You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.

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• (909): View more from California

  do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?

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  and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook

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• (949): View more from California

  this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water

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  I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I'm wearing red that night.

  (301): View more from Maryland

  Noted, what shade?

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  Whore.

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• (619): View more from California

  After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?

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• (916): View more from California

  Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Will you skip merrily into hell with me?

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