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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man

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• (406): View more from Montana

  apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.

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  Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground

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• (214): View more from Texas

  PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life

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• (407): View more from Florida

  apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"

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