It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
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I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
the liver wants what the liver wants
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.