So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
PS: I just woke up from my shower
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?