The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex