who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Pants are for mortals
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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