I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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