Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
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we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
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Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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