I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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