I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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