i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good