nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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