dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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