Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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