is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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