sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
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I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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