We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
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I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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