Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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