if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
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Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
my poor anus
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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