And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Randomize
