dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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