He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
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And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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