Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
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A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
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Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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