where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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