Nicole vs. Life
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
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all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I feel like a drive thru vagina
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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