these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
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Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
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Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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