I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
