Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
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How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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