i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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