Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Nicole vs. Life
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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