i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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