No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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