very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
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