Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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