Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
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The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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