this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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