Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
Randomize
