why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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